moreCHANELplease

followmetoslaughter:

cleverbitchxo:

I want somebody who loves sex on the regular and loves their music fucking loud. I want somebody real who can speak in tongue but also play me a song that tells me how the fuck they feel. Plain & simple.

me

aseaofquotes:

Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me At Sunrise

aseaofquotes:

Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me At Sunrise

fr-eklz:

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

I would love to find a man who’s strong enough to catch me.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

image

a BIG FUCKING FROG

Omfg yes

Jay and Silent Bob fucking get it.

Having gotten the knack for labels early…I concentrated on my search for love.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)
Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more
Charles Bukowski  (via desolategrl)

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

lexestrex:

Still the best.

lexestrex:

Still the best.

Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.
Unknown (via perfect)

Mhm.

(via dee-dubble-yoo)
Far too often
we value
a body
more than
a soul.
Michelle K., Body Versus Soul. (via michellekpoems)